novemberlenox:

solarcoaster:

a-spy-sent-to-kill we gotta hit up grandma for these

I’m really upset that the TIME WAS TAKEN TO COLOR & SHAPE FUCKING PANCAKES IN TO FUCKING BRIDGES & CRABS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME.I CAN BARELY MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE PANCAKE LET ALONE A FUCKING GIRAFFE.

timmytm:

How exactly is “slut” an insult?  It’s basically saying someone gets laid.  Asexuals aside, who DOESN’T want to get laid?


person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.